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Little Keith
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Username: Manosludge

Post Number: 2128
Registered: 03-2006
Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 08:57 pm:   

Here's a scary thought: while Bush is under anaesthesia (like anyone could tell the difference) getting a colonoscopy, Darth Cheney will be in charge of the country. Yikes. All you Muslim countries better tread lightly - that muthasucka be crazy! He's so evil that, after he shot his friend in the face, he made HIM apologize!
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Rob Brookman
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Username: Rob_b

Post Number: 790
Registered: 08-2006
Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 10:47 pm:   

I wonder why this is even a story; Darth's had his hands on the tiller the whole time anyway. Anyone who worries about Bush "transfering power" while he undergoes a colonoscopy probably frets that they won't be able to get a Big Mac while Ronald McDonald is having an angioplasty.
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Michael Bachman
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Username: Michael_bachman

Post Number: 708
Registered: 01-2005
Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 11:40 pm:   

While the doctor is down there performing a colonoscopy on Bush, he might as well give him a lobotomy. Bush has had his head up his ass for so long, a lobotomy might do him good. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.
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joe
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Username: Dogmansuede

Post Number: 242
Registered: 07-2006
Posted on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 02:14 am:   

i will never ever ever tire of the thing about dick shooting his friend in the face. he obviously never took heed of skid row's advice all those years ago.

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