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     Allen Belz Member Username: Abpositive Post Number: 682 Registered: 09-2006 |
Paris Hilton was shot dead today by an anonymous man, who when the gun was wrested out of his hands, remarked only that "Now perhaps people will be able to fill the places in their brains which contained the knowledge of Ms. Hilton's existence would now begin to move on to matters of actual importance to the world." The paparazzi surrounding the event laughed derisively. |