| Author | Message | ||
     Little Keith Member Username: Manosludge Post Number: 2382 Registered: 03-2006 |
That little dude from the Hives. Isn't he annoying? | ||
| joe Member Username: Dogmansuede Post Number: 309 Registered: 07-2006 |
the ugly one? | ||
| Little Keith Member Username: Manosludge Post Number: 2384 Registered: 03-2006 |
Yeah, um, I think...the lead singer, pint-size Mick Jagger wannabe... | ||
| spence Member Username: Spence Post Number: 1834 Registered: 05-2005 |
I don't mind em, at least they have stage presence, more than most groups do. I think their time has passed, sadly... | ||
| Catherine Vaughan Member Username: Catherine Post Number: 292 Registered: 05-2005 |
Call me naive, but: Is cockpunching as literal as it sounds? | ||
| Little Keith Member Username: Manosludge Post Number: 2386 Registered: 03-2006 |
Yes. Not that it means anyone should really do that. It's just an inarticulate way of expressing annoyance that I cribbed from the Onion (satirical webzine)... I had seen their new album's cover and was reminded of how ridiculously self-absorbed and narcissistic their little singer is, and all their obnoxious, "we're the Hives, we're here to pump you up! Believe me now or hear me latuh" schtick was... I might not have typed that if I hadn't been slightly (read very) drunk. Ahh, Mojitos... | ||
| joe Member Username: Dogmansuede Post Number: 310 Registered: 07-2006 |
i'm inclined to agree. hate to say i told you so seems like it was released about ten years ago, not the actual five or whatever it was. for some reason i get them and the international noise conspiracy confused, though obviously (t)inc's frontman is far from short and pretty amazing on stage. i swear i once saw him crowd walk from the stage to the back of the venue. | ||
| Kurt Stephan Member Username: Slothbert Post Number: 1567 Registered: 04-2005 |
Ryan Adams And when he gets up, cock-punch him again. | ||
| Rob Brookman Member Username: Rob_b Post Number: 985 Registered: 08-2006 |
Every talking head on the Faux, uh, I mean Fox, News network. Of course, this group of chickenhawks would have to actually grow a pair for this little exercise to work. So, yeah, Ryan Adams. | ||
| Little Keith Member Username: Manosludge Post Number: 2393 Registered: 03-2006 |
Yeah, Ryan Adams, right after you request "Summer of 69". And absolutely, Bill Orally is definitely in need of some good, ol' fashioned cock-punchin'. Anne Coulter definitely has the equipment, I think, too... | ||
| Allen Belz Member Username: Abpositive Post Number: 776 Registered: 09-2006 |
Now being cock-punched for all eternity: the federal prosecutor who got nabbed setting up a rendezvous to have sex with a five-year-old girl and then offed himself rather than face prison. As Dan Savage said, spare a kind thought for that guy's poor wife and kids... | ||
| Catherine Vaughan Member Username: Catherine Post Number: 295 Registered: 05-2005 |
Whathef**k? Hope whatever cosmic forces are cockpunching him are wearing knuckledusters with spike in 'em | ||
| Kurt Stephan Member Username: Slothbert Post Number: 1568 Registered: 04-2005 |
Rob, describing the Fox News talking heads as chickenhawks is the best thing I've heard all week. Perfect. | ||
| Jeff Whiteaker Member Username: Jeff_whiteaker Post Number: 752 Registered: 10-2004 |
Ryan Adams, absolutely. He needs it repeatedly. I have zero tolerance for him. O'Reilly and Coulter, for sure. |