| Author | Message | 
|       
 Paul Swinford
 Member
 Username: Prema
 
 Post Number: 7
 Registered: 11-2005
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 10:24 pm: |  | 
 Considering our Western celebrity-obsessed culture, how about a list of songs about famous people, or characters from literature?  Obviously, we have the Go-Betweens' "Lee Remick" and "Caroline and I".
 
 Let me kick the ball first...
 
 "Elizabeth Montgomery's Face" by The Embarrassment
 a homage to the star of the TV sitcom 'Bewitched'
 
 "God Save the Queen" by the Sex Pistols, of course
 
 Others?
 | 
|       
 Mark Sweeney
 Member
 Username: Domestique
 
 Post Number: 3
 Registered: 04-2005
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 10:36 pm: |  | 
 Just a couple off the top of my head:
 
 Hefner also did a song called Lee Remick a few years back.
 
 Er, Clara Bow, 50 Foot Wave's homage to "The 'It' Girl"
 
 And the legendary Charlton Heston by Stump (Charlton Heston put his vest on!)
 | 
|       
 Hardin Smith
 Member
 Username: Manosludge
 
 Post Number: 178
 Registered: 03-2006
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 10:44 pm: |  | 
 These would all probably be too obscure anywhere else but this board:
 
 St. Louise is Listening - Soul Coughing (about Louise Brooks)
 
 Marlene on the Wall - Suzanne Vega
 
 Gary Gilmore's Eyes - the Adverts
 
 David Duchovny - Bree Sharp
 
 Victoria - the Kinks
 | 
|       
 Randy Adams
 Member
 Username: Randy_adams
 
 Post Number: 260
 Registered: 03-2005
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 10:51 pm: |  | 
 Hooray for "Gary Gilmore's Eyes"!
 | 
|       
 Mark Sweeney
 Member
 Username: Domestique
 
 Post Number: 4
 Registered: 04-2005
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 10:52 pm: |  | 
 A song about Louise Brooks? Where do I get it?
 | 
|       
 Hardin Smith
 Member
 Username: Manosludge
 
 Post Number: 179
 Registered: 03-2006
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 10:57 pm: |  | 
 It's on, I believe, the disc "El Oso", but I must warn you, it's only tangentially about her, (though I guess that's true of my other entries, too).
 | 
|       
 Kurt Stephan
 Member
 Username: Slothbert
 
 Post Number: 220
 Registered: 04-2005
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 12:06 am: |  | 
 "I Shot Sarah Lucas" - Luke Haines
 
 "Andy Warhol" - David Bowie
 
 "Songs for Drella" - Reed/Cale (most of the songs on the album)
 
 "New Age" - Velvet Underground (unnamed female star, plus Robert Mitchum mention)
 
 "Tom Courtenay" - Yo La Tengo
 
 There are many anti-Thatcher songs; "Tramp the Dirt Down" (Costello), "Stand Down Margaret" (the English Beat), "Mother Knows Best" (Richard Thompson), etc.
 
 "Johnny Carson" - The Beach Boys
 
 Just a few that come to mind; there are loads of others.
 | 
|       
 Hardin Smith
 Member
 Username: Manosludge
 
 Post Number: 181
 Registered: 03-2006
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 01:35 am: |  | 
 Morrissey must have buttloads of celeb-related songs, though I can't think of any...didn't he write one about the Moors Murderers?
 | 
|       
 Andrewnz
 Member
 Username: Andrewnz
 
 Post Number: 12
 Registered: 08-2005
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 01:56 am: |  | 
 Song for Randy Newman by The Chills
 | 
|       
 Eke
 Member
 Username: Ekewebb
 
 Post Number: 52
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 08:13 am: |  | 
 "Robert De Niro's Waiting" by Bananarama
 "Michael Caine" by Madness
 "Joan of Arc" and "Maid Of Orleans" by OMD
 "Seconds" and "Tom Baker" by Human League
 "Black Man Ray" by China Crisis
 "Jackie Wilson Said" by Van Morrison
 "Geno" by Dexys
 | 
|       
 Eke
 Member
 Username: Ekewebb
 
 Post Number: 53
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 08:32 am: |  | 
 And I forgot that bickering couple:-
 
 "William, It Was Really Nothing" - The Smiths
 "Stephen, You're Still Really Something" - The Associates
 | 
|       
 Jerry Clark
 Member
 Username: Jerry
 
 Post Number: 214
 Registered: 08-2004
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 11:55 am: |  | 
 Suedehead is also about Billy MacKenzie.
 
 When Smokey Sings - ABC
 Nightshift - The Commodores
 Right On - The Pasadenas
 Come On Eileen - Dexy's
 Song For Bob Dylan - Bowie
 Lenny Bruce, Just Like A Woman, Joey, Hurricaine - Dylan
 
 There's a lot when you start thinking about it & not all good. Candle In The Wind for instance is so shit it's about 2 people depending on the occasion, 2 of the most tragic women in history, Elton & David Furnish.
 
 Eke, who's Black Man Ray about?
 | 
|       
 abigail law
 Member
 Username: Abigail
 
 Post Number: 59
 Registered: 06-2005
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 03:25 pm: |  | 
 eulegy to lenny bruce - nico
 bob dylan blues - syd barrett
 terry waite sez - the fall
 dickie davies eyes - hmhb (also i hate nerys hughes)
 missing boy - durutti column (about ian curtis)
 erotic - madonna (bill odie, bill odie, put your hands all over my body) at least i think that's what she sings
 | 
|       
 Eke
 Member
 Username: Ekewebb
 
 Post Number: 54
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 03:58 pm: |  | 
 Jerry
 
 Black Man Ray is about Man Ray... http://www.manraytrust.com/
 | 
|       
 Eke
 Member
 Username: Ekewebb
 
 Post Number: 55
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 04:00 pm: |  | 
 Or I always thought it was anyway. Mind you I was half convinced it was about Robert Mapplethorpe as well for some reason.
 | 
|       
 Matthias Treml
 Member
 Username: Matthias
 
 Post Number: 72
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 04:30 pm: |  | 
 River - Natalie Merchant - one of the most beautiful, wrenching songs ever
 | 
|       
 Matt Ellis
 Member
 Username: Matt_ellis
 
 Post Number: 83
 Registered: 11-2004
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 09:45 pm: |  | 
 'Don't Want To Be Grant McLennan' by Smudge
 | 
|       
 Andy Robinson
 Member
 Username: Andyblue
 
 Post Number: 16
 Registered: 03-2005
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 10:14 pm: |  | 
 Beat me to it, Matt! I've got that too.
 
 Also found in my CD collection
 
 Johnny Mathis Feet - American Music Club
 Brian Wilson and Be My Yoko Ono - Bare Naked Ladies
 Like Dylan in the Movies - Belle and Sebastian
 Long Live Neil Young and All Who Sail in Him and In Bed With Paul Weller - Biff Bang Pow
 God's Footballer - Billy Bragg (about a footballer who gave it all up to become a Jehovah's Witness) and tenuously Levi Stubbs Tears
 Lev Bronstein - The Redskins
 Perry Como - The High Llamas
 and while on a Microdisney theme Blues for Ceaucescu - The Fatima Mansions
 Elegy for Johnny Cash - Jackie leven
 Al Bowllys on Heaven - Richard Thompson
 When Harpo Played his Harp, Pablo Picasso and Walter Johnson - Jonathan Richman
 and finally I Am the Greatest by A House which lists loads . . .
 
 I really should have gotten ou tonight . . .
 | 
|       
 Andy Robinson
 Member
 Username: Andyblue
 
 Post Number: 17
 Registered: 03-2005
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 10:16 pm: |  | 
 Abigail - the thought of Bill Oddie pawing Madonna is a thought too far
 | 
|       
 Mark Tuffield
 Member
 Username: Mark_t
 
 Post Number: 31
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 11:56 pm: |  | 
 the bodines - William Shatner
 | 
|       
 Jerry Clark
 Member
 Username: Jerry
 
 Post Number: 217
 Registered: 08-2004
 
 | | Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 09:25 am: |  | 
 http://www.rathergood.com/bill/
 
 There you go Abigail, your suspicions were correct.
 | 
|       
 Andy Robinson
 Member
 Username: Andyblue
 
 Post Number: 18
 Registered: 03-2005
 
 | | Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 09:49 pm: |  | 
 Exactly . . .
 | 
|       
 Mark Murphy
 Member
 Username: Murph
 
 Post Number: 6
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 01:13 pm: |  | 
 One of my favourite bands, Television Personalities, have recorded lots of songs about "celebrities" . . . there is a Go-Betweens link . . . I saw Robert Forster at a Television Personalities gig at a pub in Dalston, London, back in the eighties!
 
 A Picture of Dorian Gray
 An Exhibition By Joan Miro
 As John Belushi Said
 David Hockney's Diaries
 Evan Doesn't Ring Me Anymore
 God Snaps His Fingers
 The Grocer's Daughter (Margaret Thatcher)
 I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives
 I Remember Bridget Riley
 Lichtenstein Painting
 Little Woody Allen
 Salvador Dali's Garden Party
 Where's Bill Grundy Now?
 You, Me And Lou Reed
 
 Not forgetting their album "They Could Have Been Bigger Than The Beatles". And that's just their songs with the name-check in the song title!
 | 
|       
 Peter Collins
 Member
 Username: Tyroneshoelaces
 
 Post Number: 104
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 05:16 pm: |  | 
 I Helped Patrick McGoohan Escape by The Times.
 Pat Nevin's Eyes by The Tractors
 Bela Lugosi's Dead by Bauhaus
 I Hate Nerys Hughes; 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd; The Len Ganley Stance; I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves) all by Half Man Half Biscuit
 | 
|       
 Geoff Holmes
 Member
 Username: Geoff
 
 Post Number: 94
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 11:24 am: |  | 
 Bill Drummond Says - Julian Cope
 The Beatles and the Stones - House of Love
 | 
|       
 Rob Robinson
 Member
 Username: Rsub8
 
 Post Number: 51
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 01:12 pm: |  | 
 - John Hiatt, No More Dancing In The Streets (the Bee-Gees and Martha and the Vandellas)
 - Edwyn Collins - Gorgeous George
 - Lloyd Cole, Perfect Skin (Greta Garbo)
 - Lloyd Cole, Rattlesnakes (Eva Marie Saint)
 - Fingerprintz, Beam Me Up, Scotty
 - The Strawbs, Alexander The Great (The Beatles and The Stones)
 - Genesis, Broadway Melody of 1974 (Lenny Bruce, Marshall McLuhan, Groucho Marx, Ku Klux Klan, Caryl Chessman, Howard Hughes)
 - which reminds me: Steel Pulse, Ku Klux Klan
 - Jim’s Big Ego, Asshole (to hear the song, google asshole and click top hit)
 - Frank Zappa, Punky’s Whips (Punky Meadows)
 - Minutemen, Political Song For Michael Jackson To Sing
 | 
|       
 Rob Robinson
 Member
 Username: Rsub8
 
 Post Number: 52
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 12:02 am: |  | 
 A couple more:
 
 - The Wedding Present, George Best
 - The Tragically Hip, Courage For Hugh MacLennan
 - The Postal Service, Sleeping In (John F. Kennedy)
 - The Dickies, I’m Stuck In A Pagoda With Tricia Toyota
 - The Stranglers, No More Heroes (Leon Trotsky)
 - Be-Bop Deluxe, Jean Cocteau
 - X, Back 2 The Base (Elvis Presley, apparently)
 - Robyn Hitchcock, The Yip Song (Vera Lynn)
 - O.M.D., Enola Gay (ok, an “infamous” airplane, not person or character)
 - The Boomtown Rats, Me and Howard Hughes
 - The Boomtown Rats, I Never Loved Eva Braun
 - Leonard Cohen, Chelsea Hotel (Janis Joplin)
 - Pete Shelley, Keats’ Song
 - Microdisney, Mrs. Simpson
 - Microdisney, Michael Murphy
 - Magazine, Philadelphia (Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov)
 - Fatima Mansions, Viva Dead Ponies (“Jesus”)
 - Mission Of Burma, Max Ernst
 - The Long Ryders, Harriet Tubman’s Gonna Carry Me Home
 | 
|       
 Andy Robinson
 Member
 Username: Andyblue
 
 Post Number: 26
 Registered: 03-2005
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 12:56 am: |  | 
 Coming to the end of this one - who (or what) is Tricia Toyota - the only Tricia I know drives a Peugeot. And if we're talking JC what about "I am the Resurrection" by The Stone Roses. Incidentally there's an advert on BBC 3 at the moment preparing for an Easter Tale of "The Manchester Passion" which is apparently the story of Jesus told through the music of Manchester. How safe dare they be? I already hear the furore of playing "Suffer Little Children" by The Smiths! Clearly safety will be played with said Stone Roses track and Hallelujah by Happy Mondays etc.
 | 
|       
 Rob Robinson
 Member
 Username: Rsub8
 
 Post Number: 53
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 01:37 am: |  | 
 Andy: Tricia Toyota (the spelling of her name in the Dickies song) was a prominent newscaster in Los Angeles (KCBS-TV) viewed by hundreds of thousands if not millions of folks. For many years. Google the name...
 | 
|       
 Mark Tuffield
 Member
 Username: Mark_t
 
 Post Number: 33
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 02:05 pm: |  | 
 Rob: Enola Gay was the mother of Paul Tibbets, the pilot of the aircraft.
 | 
|       
 Rob Robinson
 Member
 Username: Rsub8
 
 Post Number: 54
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 05:04 pm: |  | 
 Mark: D'oh! Thank you for the info. I stand corrected...
 
 Anyway, I remembered another one:
 
 - Chris Spedding, Guitar Jamboree (Albert King, Leslie West, Jimi Hendrix, Jack Bruce, Keith Richards, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck, Paul Kossoff, Chuck Berry, Pete Townsend, Eric Clapton, George Harrison, Robert Cray)
 
 (The jamboree's "participants" are different for the live and studio versions.)
 | 
|       
 Mark Tuffield
 Member
 Username: Mark_t
 
 Post Number: 35
 Registered: 05-2005
 
 | | Posted on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 05:33 pm: |  | 
 You are welcome Rob, I know what those D’oh moments are like.
 |