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Little Keith
Member Username: Manosludge
Post Number: 2128 Registered: 03-2006
| Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 08:57 pm: | |
Here's a scary thought: while Bush is under anaesthesia (like anyone could tell the difference) getting a colonoscopy, Darth Cheney will be in charge of the country. Yikes. All you Muslim countries better tread lightly - that muthasucka be crazy! He's so evil that, after he shot his friend in the face, he made HIM apologize! |
   
Rob Brookman
Member Username: Rob_b
Post Number: 790 Registered: 08-2006
| Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 10:47 pm: | |
I wonder why this is even a story; Darth's had his hands on the tiller the whole time anyway. Anyone who worries about Bush "transfering power" while he undergoes a colonoscopy probably frets that they won't be able to get a Big Mac while Ronald McDonald is having an angioplasty. |
   
Michael Bachman
Member Username: Michael_bachman
Post Number: 708 Registered: 01-2005
| Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 11:40 pm: | |
While the doctor is down there performing a colonoscopy on Bush, he might as well give him a lobotomy. Bush has had his head up his ass for so long, a lobotomy might do him good. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders. |
   
joe
Member Username: Dogmansuede
Post Number: 242 Registered: 07-2006
| Posted on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 02:14 am: | |
i will never ever ever tire of the thing about dick shooting his friend in the face. he obviously never took heed of skid row's advice all those years ago. |